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The Bloodcurdling Beefcake Emperor


I'm Emily and this is a Homestuck/Adventure Time/Mameshiba/Night Vale/Anime/Misc. blog. (◕ᴥ◕し) Have a nice day.

Check out Robin, shes a cutie patoot (plus she made my talk sprite.)
Aug 22 '14

thejudge:

kaname-madoka:

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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ MEME FRIED DINNER ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノຈ༽ FRIEヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ D FRENCH MEME NUGGETヽ༼ຈل͜༼ຈຈ༽ノ

(Source: heyitspj)

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Aug 22 '14

peppapigvevo:

whitegirlsaintshit:

familyblogger:

OK JACK YES JACK DO IT JACK!

Omg

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Aug 22 '14

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

image

(Source: littlexiutie)

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Aug 22 '14

avianawareness:

I got my adorable budgie pouch from here. Eriko from Japan is a sweetness with a shop full of adorbs. 

Shipping isn’t too bad. It gets here surprisingly quick and not TOO horrible of a price. Japan has the cutest birdy things.

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Aug 22 '14

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Aug 22 '14

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

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Aug 22 '14

mangomamita:

also this is my favorite vine

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Aug 22 '14

(Source: anime-kami)

1,189 notes (via cawaiiey & anime-kami)Tags: i was hoping this would happen adachi u little shit I cant believe people like him

Aug 21 '14

gookgod:

this is some yuri manga type shit man

(Source: sizvideos)

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Aug 21 '14

ask-the-two-earls:

ilosttrackofmymoralcode:

Comic: Adventure Time With Finn and Jake - Issue 31 (Kaboom)

what the shit has been going on

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Aug 21 '14

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Aug 21 '14

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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Aug 21 '14

(Source: heytoothless)

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Aug 21 '14
bead-bead:

aleatoryw:

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

FICS BEFORE DICKS


PROSE BEFORE JOES

bead-bead:

aleatoryw:

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

FICS BEFORE DICKS

PROSE BEFORE JOES

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Aug 21 '14

lokiofasgard:

"gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history" — a post going around Tumblr

Actually Cleopatra was said to have not actually been that beautiful — men said that until she opened her mouth, she was simply average. What made her beautiful according to Plutarch was her personality and intelligence. Her sparkling wit, charming personality, talent with over half a dozen languages, and in-depth knowledge of almost everything was just so impressive that she often became beautiful in their eyes.

So while that post is nice in that it’s trying to say that women are becoming more beautiful and that if you lived in 30 B.C., you could have started wars, I like this version much better.

You may not be traditionally beautiful, but goddamn neither was Cleopatra and she seduced two of the most powerful men in the world.

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